THE LIMITS PASS THE SKY

me: is it weird to talk to yourself?
me: no 
me: yes it is you stupid motherfucker
me: don't you dare talk to me like that you little bitch

sonybaloney:

inbetweenthelineart:

zalein:

heyfrankie:

love it.

It’s like cake, but scary and everywhere

THE TREES BOW DOWN BEFORE THEIR MASTER, THE SNOW CAKE, AS HE RISES AFTER CENTURIES OF IMPRISONMENT INSIDE A LAWN TABLE

There will come a time when the trees shall fall and the cake shall rise.

I used to come here… when the world closed in and got so small I couldn’t breathe. I’d look out at the ocean, and I’d think…

I used to come here… when the world closed in and got so small I couldn’t breathe. I’d look out at the ocean, and I’d think…

me after eating one healthy meal: i wonder how much weight I've lost

Me watching a movie: so that's where that gif is from.

durational:

me

ra-oh-mai:

death-by-lulz:

one big mac with extra ketchup and justice

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myraidd:

amraidot:

craasdin:

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PEPSI WHITE??

what

now this is just genius

Group Assigments

Person: I have an idea

Me: So did Hitler